Juno

Here are some inspirational quotes from Juno MacGuff:

Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises.

Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."

I could so go for like a huge cookie right now, with like, a lamb kabob simultaneously.

Wow your shorts are like especially gold today.

Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.

Uh, aren't I just gonna, ya know, squeeze it out and, hand it over to you?

You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

"And the receptionist tried to give me these weird condoms that looked like grape suckers, and she told me about her boyfriend's pie balls and Su-Chin was there and she told me the baby had fingernails. Fingernails!"

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This is part of the 12 Doodles of August series.